Behold our illustrious leader, the grand mystic of management! With no actual experience in leadership but an impressive array of crystal ba--s, she guides our company as if she’s starring in her own fantasy film. Forget about mundane things like skills or knowledge—she prefers to divine our next steps from her trusty glass spheres. It’s a spectacle to watch her peer into her magical trinket for every critical decision, leaving us all to ponder if we should toss out our business plans and just rely on astrology. After all, who needs reality when you have someone who’s convinced the future is as clear as her crystal ball?
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Keep writing these! They are brilliant and very much pushing buttons.