It's August and we know what that means, pumpkin spice VP season. For all the shares he bought in 2023, he can probably buy 2 maybe 3 pumpkin spice lattes!
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I’m sure he’s down at the Gap buying matching tshirts and jeans for his brood. Gotta make sure the wifey has a big floppy hat, too.
“If it ain’t basic, we ain’t wearing it! Now, fetch me a cup of your finest vanilla ice cream, boy - extra vanilla!”
I’d start charging rent for how much this man takes up space in your mind.
PSVP saying that he took a huge financial hit as a result of the news is perhaps the only thing at work that’s made me smile in a while.