August 5th will be fine, there will be lots of good news. Trust me 😀.
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Q3 report We had a 500% increase in website traffic! Management note: (At layoff.com)
Steve is that you?
But…but…but…DEI! DEI!
Still waiting for that good news, Marketing.
What could possibly be good news? After all that has happened, colleagues RiF'd, a Customer base which took over 20 years to build destroyed, a stock price deflated in a down market, an ELT team that exudes zero confidence to those that are left, a Board that is obtuse, A DEI field trip to a horror show chaperoned by a CMO with a pointless message, an engineering team gone wild, and a CSM team that can't spell TDC...the last time I read about good news...."the blind received their sight, the lame walk, the lepers are cleansed, the deaf hear, the dead are raised, and the poor have good news brought to them.’” So lets hope for a higher power to deliver this miracle.
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Go, go, Teradata, go !
Easter bunny will report Teradata has successfully developed cold fusion and a cure for the common hangover.
Iirc SM was hired in August '20, so it's been 4 years. Maybe the contract is over and he's been released ?
Maybe the "good news" is the incompetent ELT is being sacked.
Looks like Marketing figured out how to log in the The Layoff.
Did the ELT find a new way to generate phony ARR so they can keep their jobs? Is this the good news on August 5th?
Purchase by Toys R Us announcement.