So many layoff still going down
Get to work hocked tanned.. cut some mfs quick before stock going down more
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Yo, yo, yo, listen up! Hockey callin', tan, need mo' layoffs, stock droppin' like a hot beat, emergency, emergency, need mo' layoffs now!
By the way, check it, dogs can't look up, and bananas are berries, man, crazy facts while the stock's crashin'.
Peace out,
Homer
(Directah)
Hock the "mf' Tan save us.. today down again
Absolute muppets .. stocks go up and down this one’s up 53 percent YTD.
Twitter is the template for vmw. Fire 90%. Keep the lights on. Swallow the loss. After the AI crash the stock dilution reality will hit the hock cuuks.
lol if you think the stock is down.
What u guys talking, huh.
Stock is double after vmw buy in November
Hock got hocked! Yay! Karma is real!
Unfortunately VMware stock was overall pretty bad because everyone were staff1/2 and directors. Now same folks are getting +100% pay increase and their value is likely dropping. With the current employee population I expect the stock to drop to 800-1000, if AI scam fades we can drop below 600.
Karma for being an a--hole to customers and employees
It was too small layoff. We need more
This is the way!
Sometimes the bad guy wins
https://www.thelayoff.com/post/@zok+1t7X6gEF , I'm sure your customer can wait forever for quote since Hockey Tan is not bothered about customers. So relax/chill and wait for your severance package.
My enterprise customer has been waiting on a quote for 6 weeks. That certainly isn't going to help the stock price.
When layoffs coming ?
Stocks will go down until vmware employees count is reduced to 7K. Just too many vmware employees without any impacting work or innovation.
After employees count is reduced to 7K, stock will jump to ~ $2500 before July 15th stock split.
Ok Sanju, we will let everyone know.