Thread regarding Cengage layoffs

Project Horizon Update

Greetings,

I want to begin by congratulating our former colleagues who have decided to transition into a management role by transitioning to CEO.

While you may feel somewhat unsure in your new role, I would urge you to think back on the many workshops you have attended, at considerable expense, in which you defined your personal ethos, gave examples of how Cengage's credo influences the decisions you make at work, and the importance of questioning the norm and becoming a disruptor.

You have been disrupted in some ways, but if you remember what you learned during your conscription, you will be ok. If you feel down, consider taking a hot yoga class, visiting the Mediterranean, or buying an influential new belt. These small acts can help ground you.

If you decide to pursue another employment opportunity, your experience serving the company has given you a significant advantage over other applicants. Cengage is known throughout dozens of verticals as being on the bleeding edge of EdTech. Potential employers will undoubtedly view you as an agile, scalable disruptor with dozens of transferable skills!

Lastly, I would like to acknowledge the hard work of our management team in deploying Project Horizon. We have many challenges ahead, but I would be remiss if I did not recognize the initiative as an unmitigated success.

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Yikes.

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Post ID: @3qjv+1sekNc1v

@stt+1sekNc1v, arent both MH's kids going to public/state universities? Are those elite? (According to MH standards) May be they are going undercover to get huge contracts for cengage. Maybe this is how you rebel.

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Post ID: @2pjj+1sekNc1v

We need to compete competitively.

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Post ID: @inx+1sekNc1v

"Its the greatest parody ever. SNL grade funny."

Now I'm picturing IPS as Ryan Gosling screaming, "CENGAGE" instead of "PAPYRUS." "All they did was lay off more people and capitalize it."

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Post ID: @yer+1sekNc1v

Next level is sprinkling in some commentary on how the experience of your privileged east coast prep school educated children who attend elite colleges help you understand the average community college student.

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Post ID: @stt+1sekNc1v

Its the greatest parody ever. SNL grade funny.

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Post ID: @qgd+1sekNc1v

Sometimes when I receive company-wide email I swear they're written by IPS!

IPS, it's good to hear your voice!

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Post ID: @gek+1sekNc1v

IPS=GOAT......In addition to being a true canary in a coal mine for those who bothered to listen.

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