Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

Intel has a problem... More crashing and stability issues for new CPUs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HIubZYwBfPc

Intel 'Fix' for Gaming Instability Slows Performance by 9% in Some Workloads
https://www.extremetech.com/gaming/intel-fix-for-gaming-instability-slows-performance-by-9-in-some-workloads

Intel needs to run processors hotter than the sun to even hit parity with AMD.

How pathetic.

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There is to be found Barbersol within the confines of my heart

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Post ID: @agj+1sdv7qOm

If you want to sc--w up your products or make a wrong decision for failing products, just give IFS a try to see how your money get burned

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PG, the CEO of Intel, was not your typical tech titan. He wore mismatched socks, insisted on using a feather duster for presentations, and spoke fluent binary to his pet goldfish, Bubbles. One day, PG decided to revolutionize the chip industry. He envisioned chips that ran on laughter, powered by a giant hamster wheel he planned to install in the cafeteria.

His engineers, bless their bewildered souls, tried to explain the impracticality of laughter-powered chips. PG, however, was undeterred. He started a company-wide "Laugh Olympics," with teams competing in tickle fights and pun-offs. The cafeteria became a chaotic arena of giggling employees, hamster wheel spinning at a frantic pace.

Things escalated quickly. PG, fueled by laughter smoothies, declared war on the competition. He challenged the CEO of NVDA to a duel of stand-up comedy. The winner, he declared, would get exclusive rights to the laughter-powered chip technology.

The day of the duel arrived. PG, dressed in a mismatched suit and a sequined top hat, took the stage. He told jokes about binary code, motherboard puns, and the awkwardness of office meetings. The audience, mostly confused engineers, politely clapped.

His opponent, a stoic and humorless man, bombed with his dry explanation of transistor physics. PG, declared the winner, gleefully announced that all future computers would be powered by laughter.

Chaos ensued. Gamers complained their laughter wasn't powerful enough to run Fortnite. Programmers struggled to write code in chuckle-based algorithms. The hamster wheel, overworked and underfed, went on strike.

Finally, PG, realizing the error of his ways, switched to a more sustainable energy source: the collective groans of his employees. The laughter-powered chips were scrapped, replaced with the more reliable "Groan-o-matic 5000."

PG, forever a changed CEO, still wore mismatched socks and spoke to Bubbles. But his presentations were now powered by PowerPoint, and his focus, thankfully, shifted back to actual technological innovation. Though, the occasional giggle-powered prototype still found its way into the office, just to remind everyone of the time PG tried to run the world on laughter.

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Post ID: @rsg+1sdv7qOm

But I thought AMD was in the rear view mirror and selling snake oil?!?

Pathetic indeed. In a desperate move to beat AMD at client CPU, Intel decided to max out the power (oops there goes the power/perf efficiency but who cares right) and made the product unstable. I can't even recall the last product that went well: MSI Claw is a freaking joke, ARC is competing on price (since Power and Performance are losers), and AMD's 3D CPUs are amazingly efficient and fast.

Gonna be a "great" Q1 tomorrow, right "Papa"?

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Post ID: @mfy+1sdv7qOm

Pastor Pat is not capable steer Intel in the right direction. Instead of focusing on operations inefficiencies, he just bloated the Org. He thinks China is stupid. While Pastor Pat is lobbying Biden to sanction China and trying get Govt bailout/subsidy(USA complains other countries of subsidy..lol!), but at the same time he wants to do business in China! China started giving the boot! Pastor Pat thinks he can preach and everyone is gullible enough to drink the coolaid! LOL!
Pastor Pat, Sachin Katti shd get fired. Lower all of the NEX PE, Senior PEs to grade 8 or 9 since they are just doing G8 work. Intel became a org of overpaying marginal employees and promoting them to PE, Senior PEs!!!

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Post ID: @acf+1sdv7qOm

Pathetic indeed

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