What do you say ?
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I tell them I work for any number of long defunct companies. My current choice is Digital Equipment. Next I’ll say Radio Shack! They just walk away looking confused and pi---d.
I am proud to tell them that I work for Baker as a Horizontal Driller.
Always giving 110% on a daily basis utilizing my "9 inch tool". Totally exhausted and spent by quitting time but leaving some satisfied female employees with a big smile on their face.
PS. Always eager to work for/on you, unless you are a fu--y!
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Even my wifey thinks I work for Schlumberger. If i told her the truth that I work for Bakers he would ask for a divorce. Perhaps I will tell her tonight.
I used to tell people that I worked as a Piano Player in a Who$e House, but people exposed me when they asked me to play a piano.
I tell them I drill directional wells and refer them to The Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns drills under the school.
I vehemently deny having ever worked for Baker. Saves a lot of lying.