Of course we will lay people off yearly to mask how inefficient we are
Of course we’ll send a survey after the layoffs to see how good the culture is
Of course the results of the not so anonymous survey will be glowing
Of course we will have Directors reporting to directors
Of course we will will come up with a catchy layoff name
Of course this is not the last wave of layoffs
Of course they will be more layoffs after this first 650
Of course we will cash in our multi million dollar bonus
Of course we make the average wage of employees by January 3rd
Of course we care about you and your mental health
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- Of course we are losers that could not possibly hold a similar position elsewhere.
- Of course we will fire the smart and the influential as they take away from our power
- Of course our husbands hate us and spend their lives on the golf courses and with their mistresses.
Sounds like ALOT of whining.
Of course we will promote toxic management
Of course we will pay you well under the average for your position
Of course we will use words like “inclusion” but let your manager discriminate against you because you’re different
Of course we think a co-k commercial is inclusion
Of course we'll hire contractors to make up for the lack of workforce.
Of course the never ending waves of 'b-ll washing' will continue.
Of course our DE&I goals have increased.
Of course we discriminate against age.
Of course we discriminate against the color of ones skin.
Of course we discriminate against ones s-x in order to achieve targets.
Of course!