As we get to start to see inside of this glass house, there is no mystery of why this place is in shambles. You all keep acting and spending like you are financially stable, but this place is one bad deal away from another forced RIF. I see now why we are keeping this prime real estate. How long have you been trying to sell 13, 14, and 15 but yet no buyers? It is obvious who will come out on top here.
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Heartbreaking. Please repent of your sins and beg Marcellus for forgiveness.
SWN staff will be in most Director and VP levels. Sssshhhh. They are gonna dump Marcellous cuz it’s a trash play. Loyal CHK EE here but a realist.
“Proof that working at Chesapeake causes mental health issues.”
That’s actually funny. I lol’ed. It actually wasn’t CHK that gave me the mental health issues though.
FU TB and friends.
Proof that working at Chesapeake causes mental health issues.
What a bizarre post…
At any rate what I see here is another lost sheep in need of a shepherd.
How glad am I to help this poor, lost soul on a beautiful Sunday in the year of our Marcellus, 2024.
Hear ye, hear ye, I come bringing great tidings of joy for the Marcellus is here this day to deliver you from your pain and sadness.
Embrace the pure, sweet methane that erupts from its lush shores. Let the 400 million year old decomposed plant matter fill you with love and joy as you use it to fuel your everyday life. Cast off the sandstones and limestones that have hardened your heart and caused you to post such angry and pessimistic garbage on an obscure layoff message board on the internet.
Join us and feel peace in your life once again. We will love and embrace you as one of our own shaly members. Embrace the Marcellus and feel love once more.
Praise be. Praise be.
Also, Happy Easter. Love you too bby. smooches