I pretend to emphasize with you, but I actually enjoy watching the Citrix employees deal with the uncertainty. You see, Citrix fired me a while back for being incompetent, and ever since then, I've been sitting in my living room with nothing to do but post about "Shitrix" (a nickname I made up; I know nobody else calls it that) and "leftovers" (i.e the people who weren't too lame to fire, unlike me, therefore I hate you.). Nobody in tech will hire me, since I'm useless. What will I do when Citrix goes under? Maybe spend more money on OnlyFans.
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Seek help. I hate the company now as well but you need help.
What’s wrong with spending money on OnlyFans??
So creative dude! Sh-trix?... Yeah, pretty sure you didn't invent that. It's been around for a long time. Emphasize? You mean "empathize". In your time off you might want to get an elementary English book to brush up. But you might not be able to lift one off the table. I'm sure you've injured you elbow by now trying to pat yourself on the back for your incredible stroke of genius. I mean... you are a legend in your own mind after all!
I can only empathize with you on you emphasizing
Sorry you were laid off. It is the best company ever. It's in Florida but no one is from Florida.