Well, payday came and they are paying bi-weekly for the severance versus the lump sum as I was told. They are so cheap they are trying to make every last cent of interest. The real fun is state unemployment will not pay either if you get a severance payment. In other words, you are no longer an employee, but we will abuse you like one. And, of course, still have not sent the COBRA paperwork promised.
If you are a customer, run. Fast and far. Start looking for another product, as the business will abuse you more. I should not be surprised by any of this. Costs will keep going up, and service and product quality keep going down.