Thread regarding VMware layoffs

Superlatives

Here's a blow-off-steam stupid post.

Plese post snappy superflatives that describe your experience with Broadcon, both negative and positive.

Broadcon su-ks so hard it removes material from far away black holes.

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Post ID: @OP+1r0GpaMO

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Be thankful you are close to the grace and divine presence of our leader. Money is secondary, bask in his energy that radiates outward and gives purpose to life.

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Post ID: @5jey+1r0GpaMO

Sorry can’t think of one that adequately describes how useless their payroll team is. Have yet to get paid correctly since they took over in January. For a company that claims they only hire the best and have no room for people looking to learn on the job, sure seems like that team pulls talent from the chimp exhibit at the zoo

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Post ID: @5vnw+1r0GpaMO

As I walk through the valley of the heart’s delight
I take a look at VMware; realize there's nothin' left
'Cause ya gotta RTO or get the f out
Pay for your breakdown with those fat RSUs

But I ain't never crossed a manager that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
I didn’t leave Hock Tan, I left my useless manager
Two years in, she can’t tell you what vSphere does

Soda machines charging gas station prices
Kicking most of our customers hard in the nads
Fool, the RSUs are a mirage, homies never get that
On leetcode day and night, sending resumes left and right

Been spendin' most their lives
Livin’ in Hock’s cut rate paradise
Been spendin' most their lives
Livin’ in Hock’s cut rate paradise

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