New CEO? Announcement date? M&A? Cmon!
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How monumentally disappointing. But also predictable. like bp.
Murray will be new CEO. It was announced on the news today.
Bertard will be reinstated after he pitches a "Net Negative by 2100" plan to the punters on the board
All scientists and engineers will get let go and replaced with DEI people. Financial reporting will go away. New metrics will focus on number of new pronouns created and number of new victim groups named. Le----n, amputee Eskimos who speak like pirates and are color blind have been marginalized
The UK press has been speculating on a takeover bid. They state that BP investors are trying to persuade the BP board to recruit the current CEO of BAE Systems, Charles Woodburn. BAE is the UK's biggest aerospace and arms manufacturer. The main thing is to get somebody who can bring back respect for the company, get the share price up and forget the 'woke' nonsense. Nothing been heard about Looney Tunes. Maybe he is flipping burgers in McDonald's or chasing women.