not shy to ask you to RTO to discipline you, not shy to lay off and sell office at same time.
btw, where is the shuttle service?
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BC is dishonest and scheming.
Honestly, Hock is a straightforward piece of 💩
When you make a company like Oracle look progressive, it’s not a god sign.
Awesome Office Space reference! 😂
“Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Hick can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.
I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.”
JFC are people still harping on RTO? Yeah, it su-ks. But we've found ways to accept it, accomodate it, and move on. Why haven't you yet?
Imagine working for a software company and not understanding the joke.
I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working
Imagine thinking this is a flex
We are being hocked !
@bql+1qwGIp2U
Don’t be shy to find another job.
Reaching office is your job.
Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Hick can't see me, heh heh - and, uh, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour.
I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
RTO FTW!
Not shy to increase your TOTAL COMP and not shy to shower a lot of RSUs compared to VMware
Reaching office is your job.
You don't come, they don't pay.
Not shy to remove snacks from pantry, not to shy to stop reimbursements for take 1, internet, higher medical premiums etc.