Hock’s strength grows, and more good people are demolished in the wake of his actions. He even removed the toilet paper from the office! Bring your own TP!
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Oracle Employee: Hey Dan, how do you like working at Broadcom?
Broadcom Employee: Our CEO is a cünt
Oracle Employee: Too bad you don’t work at Oracle, it’s much more pleasant over here. Would you like me to put in a good word for you?
Broadcom Employee: Yes, please!
I save my used TP and drop it off at Hock’s office door for him to reuse and enjoy the savings.
I’ve been expensing my TP supplies for years now along with my wife’s feminine hygiene products! Surely, Broadcom will continue this practice!
My home office has a bidet in every bathroom.
I’m working from home. Plenty of luxury, super thick, quilted toilet paper here.
I’m saving my RSUs to buy flowers for his funeral, which I hope is this year.
Hock is giving you generous RSUs instead of TP!
You can use these virtual RSUs instead of TP for now.
Enjoy the ride !