Thread regarding VMware layoffs

New year’s email??

I didn’t get this email. Can someone please summarize key points?

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There is no such email. I've been with BC for 4 years now. CEO does not send such email.

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Post ID: @zgy+1qnTxulN

This year it isn’t an email. It is a singing telegram. When the song stops, you are fired.

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Post ID: @cuz+1qnTxulN

Key point: VMW Employees who are comfortable being treated like sheep or cattle have embraced the cult of Hock. Everyone else with higher expectations, they're not impressed.

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Post ID: @gve+1qnTxulN

List of defaulters not returning to office is available outside Palo Alto cafeteria.

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Post ID: @tnz+1qnTxulN

Was this a US only email? If so post the summary in the turtle pond.... As many didnt get it

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Post ID: @cke+1qnTxulN
  1. The Ratio of People to Cake Is Too Big
  2. Corporate Accounts Payable is working on getting an AI Automated phone attendant for customer use. Congratulate Nina on her retirement before she leaves.
  3. The main printers PC Load Letter issue is fixed finally.
  4. Oh, And Remember, Next Friday Is Hawaiian Shirt Day!
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