Give 'em the stick. Don't give 'em the stick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXFdPTaCtkc
Broadcom:
Return to the office in 4 days.
Bring back the equipment you took from the office to work from home.
Broadcom, to an office:
We're going to do stuff to in your office, so you MUST work at home while we do it.
Broadcom to building:
Your desktop must be relocated so that we can do stuff to your
building because we want more seats.
You MUST work in a different building while this event occurs.
Worker:
Exactly how am I supposed to access my desktop from another building?
Broadcom:
Everyone has a company issued laptop, right?
Worker:
No.