Just tried booking a seat. None available this entire week. Does the fact you tried to book a seat get recorded, or is it going to be all Charlton Heston outside the office gates every morning. Only the fittest shall pass!
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It's Squid Games as management philosophy. How dystopian can you get???
Just badge in and leave
I heard the bathrooms are available and reservation free. In all seriousness couldn’t you just badge in and work in a large break area?
Wonder if they are going to accelerate remodeling the buildings to provide more room....food trucks, etc.
Just to give perspective :
I want to narrate a convo a sr.dir had last yr - he is part of the team that decides on all these new rules . He said " make the sales number or get another job".
He would be out on vacation every 60 days for 2 weeks pursuing his hobby on a beach or tourist spot.
Such a clear indication the folks in charge don't take even a millisecond to plan. Just emotional knee jerk reactions and buzz word addiction. This is the best they can do.
Senior leadership wants you to camp outside on the side walk like Wal-Mart on Black Friday.
When the doors are unlocked it will be a stampede. If you get trampled and can't make it to a work space there is a holding area called "you trip we PIP".
And good luck doing that 39 days/Q.
No more seats reserve just neighborhood to sit in or if none then find floor space.
The FAQs say that you're basically on your own for finding a place to work in the office. May the odds be ever in your favor.