love it. it means a 12.5 cent rise in my RSU's .
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If anyone takes my red swingline stapler…
Social security is a shared asset that benefits everyone. Your friends, your neighbors, your family and, one day, you.
Nope. Try again.
My Hock RSUs mean I don’t need to give sh-t about anyone. Thanks Hock for showing me the way!
Social security is a shared asset that benefits everyone. Your friends, your neighbors, your family and, one day, you.
You're begging for assistance to pay for a cup of coffee in some remote office for you and a few coworkers.
so why should my salary go to pay for your coffee
Why should my salary go to help the elderly? Social security is criminal.
meh are you that petty and poor?
I don't work out of your office so why should my salary go to pay for your coffee? If you want it, buy it. Don't make others buy it for you.
Hope they do a a cure for his autism
The snack area has a tip jar for Hock
That’s what the money is for!
And you should be thanking me every morning when you wake up, along with Jesus for giving you another day.
Don Draper or Hock Tan?
Hard to tell. Now get your butts back to the office unless you can walk on water (motherfûcker)
Now THAT is a guy I want to work for. How can I be more like him? I hope to stay and find out.
The kitchen drawer replaced the knives with razor blades to make your job easier.
Another example of the 'iconic' entity that WAS VMware employing childish and immature people.
RSU's as toilet paper sounds right!
Just use your generous RSUs
...what about toilet paper ?
They took all the cups from the Singapore office, how random!!!
They were not single use either
Have heard there was less ground coffee, but not that it was ki-led. Any references?
(The machine is gross)