Thread regarding VMware layoffs

Hock Tan ki-led the bean to cup coffee and replaced it with a petty cash box for communal milk and instant coffee.

love it. it means a 12.5 cent rise in my RSU's .

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If anyone takes my red swingline stapler…

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Social security is a shared asset that benefits everyone. Your friends, your neighbors, your family and, one day, you.

Nope. Try again.

My Hock RSUs mean I don’t need to give sh-t about anyone. Thanks Hock for showing me the way!

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Social security is a shared asset that benefits everyone. Your friends, your neighbors, your family and, one day, you.

You're begging for assistance to pay for a cup of coffee in some remote office for you and a few coworkers.

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Post ID: @1pqyr+1qRaW7Pg
so why should my salary go to pay for your coffee

Why should my salary go to help the elderly? Social security is criminal.

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Post ID: @1ouyr+1qRaW7Pg

meh are you that petty and poor?

I don't work out of your office so why should my salary go to pay for your coffee? If you want it, buy it. Don't make others buy it for you.

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Post ID: @1jgmt+1qRaW7Pg

Hope they do a a cure for his autism

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Post ID: @1jfou+1qRaW7Pg

The snack area has a tip jar for Hock

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Post ID: @1ftjw+1qRaW7Pg

That’s what the money is for!

And you should be thanking me every morning when you wake up, along with Jesus for giving you another day.

Don Draper or Hock Tan?

Hard to tell. Now get your butts back to the office unless you can walk on water (motherfûcker)

Now THAT is a guy I want to work for. How can I be more like him? I hope to stay and find out.

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Post ID: @9omc+1qRaW7Pg

The kitchen drawer replaced the knives with razor blades to make your job easier.

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Post ID: @6fxm+1qRaW7Pg

Another example of the 'iconic' entity that WAS VMware employing childish and immature people.

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Post ID: @4cjb+1qRaW7Pg

RSU's as toilet paper sounds right!

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Post ID: @dxx+1qRaW7Pg

Just use your generous RSUs

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Post ID: @wbh+1qRaW7Pg

...what about toilet paper ?

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Post ID: @toa+1qRaW7Pg

They took all the cups from the Singapore office, how random!!!
They were not single use either

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Post ID: @ygt+1qRaW7Pg

Have heard there was less ground coffee, but not that it was ki-led. Any references?

(The machine is gross)

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