I want to slide by and go unnoticed and still get paid. Surely I can get lost in the reshuffle or layoff?
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Step 1: su-k up to management
Step 2: get shuffled into a pointless “strategic” role
Step 3: profit
Milton wasn’t even collecting a paycheck by the end of it, they moved him down to Storage B, took his Swingline, and denied him cake.
You don’t wanna be like Milton.
Also, I work within Dell Blue. I escaped the reaper, but yesterday was….suboptimal.
Become drinking buddies with management, sleep with them if possible.
Stay off of lists, do the minimum amount to stay off lists. Don't ask questions in meetings. Respond to emails and teams message in a timely enough manner.
lol. Not gonna share.