Thread regarding VMware layoffs

The key to Broadcom's profits

They are requiring everyone to return to the office and they have taken out the free snacks and put in for pay vending machines. Everyone is required to stay at their desks, except for short breaks where they can use the restroom and get a snack from the vending machines. The margins are terrific. Broadcom will make bank. Hock Tan is a genius.

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I'd pi-s in the closest plant pot.

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Post ID: @3ruk+1qEy1EPN

Irish Budget Airline Ryanair started charging 1 Euro to use the toilet on a plane, Hock should take note, 1 dollar to use toilet or go at home, Hock Smash!

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Post ID: @3tsq+1qEy1EPN

You can only make a profit if you've got staff, partners and customers - Hock is doing his best to get rid of all of them.

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Post ID: @3guu+1qEy1EPN

Creekside building bathroom has 2 faucets - one is not working, other is dripping cold water. TP still available though. Kitchen area all cleaned up. Winter is coming.

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Post ID: @3saz+1qEy1EPN

Free entry to bathrooms, but bring your own TP. Cold water to wash hands because it cost to warm up water. Office is freezing it cost to turn up the heat.

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Post ID: @2pcc+1qEy1EPN

This place is a mother blanking sh-t show. I can live with the change in culture, strategy and maniacal focus of expense management. The people are great too. It is the disorganization, lack of autonomy, distain for innovation and having to deal with the same sh-t ba--s from VMW. Agree or disagree with the strategy, wish HT would have picked his new leadership team more carefully. The RSUs are the golden hand cuffs but not certain how long I can hold on.

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Post ID: @1aeh+1qEy1EPN
How can you collaborate if you are stuck at your desk?

With Zoom, of course.
Why can't you zoom from home? Because, fruck you, that's why.

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Post ID: @1dai+1qEy1EPN
Without a sodexo card, you have to pay full price.
I was told bathrooms will remain free.

Did Broadcom lie again?

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Post ID: @1wop+1qEy1EPN

How can you collaborate if you are stuck at your desk?

We were told the RTO push was to collaborate. If we are not doing that I am staying home... oh wait I am EUC and am staying home anyway.

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Post ID: @1fsr+1qEy1EPN

Hock gave you some stock but lowered your salary. You won't be getting rich. You will never see that stock payout.

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Post ID: @1jol+1qEy1EPN

VMware employees should thank Hock Tan, for making them wealthy.
Get back to office or FO.

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Post ID: @ypz+1qEy1EPN
Without a sodexo card, you have to pay full price.

I was told bathrooms will remain free.

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Post ID: @ovc+1qEy1EPN
Everyone is required to stay at their desks, except for short breaks where they can
use the restroom and get a snack from the vending machines.

Starting next week, you can use your Sodexo card to open the bathroom door. Without a sodexo card, you have to pay full price.

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