Thread regarding VMware layoffs

Coffee Talk

Except for the attendance slide, this resembled an investor call. There couldn’t be a bigger difference between VMW all hands calls and this. I’m very confused. What’s the purpose of this call?
It’s shortly before the Holidays. Couldn’t he at least have wished us Happy Holidays?!

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Isn’t that the same for you?

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Post ID: @dizp+1q4VsuOw

The best thing about 2024 is that the Supreme Leader will be one year closer to death.

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Post ID: @dpjc+1q4VsuOw
"And half of you will be fired. ha ha just kidding"

He was kidding. The percentage is more like 75%

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Post ID: @ckro+1q4VsuOw
Couldn’t he at least have wished us Happy Holidays?!

No, he can’t. He is more the type of guy that cancels holidays.

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Post ID: @cuoi+1q4VsuOw
Exactly. It's not a place to make good software. Nobody at BC cares about that. Got it?

Na you're clueless. They aren't mutually exclusive. Got it?

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Post ID: @1xcv+1q4VsuOw

"Broadcom is a great place to make good money."

Exactly. It's not a place to make good software. Nobody at BC cares about that. Got it?

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Post ID: @1ocy+1q4VsuOw

Once again, Broadcom is run like a private equity firm. This is their style. HT and his team have the interpersonal skills that you would expect from mercenaries. No surprise.

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Post ID: @1zzp+1q4VsuOw

Hock is an interesting guy tbh! yesterdays coffee talk shows it again. He is a brilliant business man who know how to do math and his financial plays. He is open, transparent and say what he thinks. Even better as to grope in the dark. The predictions and also perspective on things is just realistic. Perception meets reality guys.

VMware's operation profit is absolutely weak and didn’t growth in the last years, even more worse, with more and more acquisitions and new employees it was becoming more worst. This is and was not healthy. Numbers don’t lie, its just math & capitalism

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Post ID: @1bcb+1q4VsuOw

He has an interesting, and direct, personality. The Q&A showed that.

"Sorry, could you repeat that question? I wasn't paying attention."

Until he does his cringe jokes

"And half of you will be fired. ha ha just kidding"

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Post ID: @1uhs+1q4VsuOw

I know we (VMWare employees) were told on here what Hock Tan was like and how he ran the ship for months and months before the acquisition. But to see it in real life really makes a difference.

He's a business man. $$$$$. Shareholders. Profits.

I'm not complaining. I'm just saying the writing was on the wall for all of us to see. And now we see it with our own eyes.
Make the decision that's right for you and your situation when it comes to your career. That's all you can do.

The one thing I'm not personally impressed with is the way he talks to people. The tone is condescending and he has 0 charisma. Again, he's a business man and not an entertainer, I get it. But just a smidge of excitement would be nice. Something, anything, to make me believe he's a human and not a gd soulless robot.

You cannot deny that the man knows how to run a profitable business. But that's where my respect for him ends. Plain and simple. You can still be a great business man and be human.

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Post ID: @1mzg+1q4VsuOw

" No empathy, no storytelling, no enthusiasm about products, boring slides… "

Yes, I reminisce about the good old days of Raghu's glorious all-hands! I was so pumped after every one.

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Post ID: @1jii+1q4VsuOw

Get real folks. Broadcom is all about making money for the employees and share holders, not making snowflakes feel good.
If you can roll up your sleeves and leave the hurt feelings at the door, Broadcom is a great place to make good money.
If you want to WFH 4 days a week, so you can take care of your pets and your sick parents, paint your toe nails, watch company culture training videos and tend to your organic backyard compost, then maybe broadcom isnt for you? The good news is that pretty much any other tech company in SF will be able to cater to your needs. At least until they run out of funding, or get bought by Broadcom.

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Post ID: @1zcy+1q4VsuOw
public disclosure of confidential meetings in a public forum that is actively monitored by press is not a good thing for our stock prices.

Thanks for the pro tip, I’ll add this to my list of things to pi-s off the Hock man.

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Post ID: @1ozc+1q4VsuOw

At risk of sounding like a Hock fan, public disclosure of confidential meetings in a public forum that is actively monitored by press is not a good thing for our stock prices.

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Post ID: @1xsz+1q4VsuOw

Some people really seem to struggle with the idea that they are employees of a business, not kids in kindergarten.

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Post ID: @lkn+1q4VsuOw

Don't know how well VMware was run lately, but after 4 useless ceos in 6 years of Symantec with all the warm fuzzies, below 10 percent operating margin, pointless acquisitions, and stock price in the trash, Hock is a welcome change.

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Post ID: @tyv+1q4VsuOw

Line of doom of course.
It dictates whether the BU headcount will shrink (temporarily under LOD), stay the same (above LOD) or disappear/consolidated(under for 2 or more quarters in a year)

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Post ID: @rux+1q4VsuOw

What was the discussion regarding attendance?

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Post ID: @yty+1q4VsuOw

The coffee talks are always a week after earnings. Of course it is about finances. Hock doesn't sing and dance. He gives updates about the business. Did you expect a hug instead?

Re: Happy Holidays:
RSUs vest tomorrow. Bonuses are paid out tomorrow. Dividends are paid in two weeks.

Merry Christmas to me! Merry Christmas to me!

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Post ID: @ibt+1q4VsuOw

summary of Coffee Talk:

  • you will obey
  • you will obey
  • you will obey
  • you will obey
  • you will obey
  • you will obey
  • you will obey
  • you will obey
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Post ID: @rxh+1q4VsuOw

How did you sell your soul? This isn’t modern day slavery

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Post ID: @lwa+1q4VsuOw

We sold our souls.
No empathy, no storytelling, no enthusiasm about products, boring slides…

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