Seriously! maybe they are working somewhere else and waiting for their final paycheck from VMW?
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They are stealing office supplies from the empty PA offices. Helps them get exercise, relax, and have a purpose.
As a bonus, Magoo collects old umbrellas that are laying about. That is how he prepares for a rainy day.
The new startup of “middle aged men who can’t dress themselves”, aka SilverLake Fashions, will be launching soon.
"When they make an announcement on this deal, one way or the other, I wish the whole company ghosts them to show their displeasure."
This will never happen b/c there are some a$$ kissing, a$$ licking, su-kups at vmw that will do just that hoping to get promotions and bonuses from it.
Begging Pat at Intel for a job because they know they are not getting their payout since the deal is dead.
They already have more money than we will ever earn in a lifetime.
They’re jerking off MD in rotation because he’s nervous having leveraged vmware buyout in debt that now his masterful plan of selling us to PE isn’t working out
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side, “soon”
Why wouldn't they be hiding out and waiting for the last paycheck, that's what everyone else is doing :p
I'd love to see Betsy's dance moves right now.
She was one of the very few I trusted through this process, and then at the end proved nothing more than another corporate hack willing to sell out her people while dancing around enjoying it. Total betrayal.
Begging Pat at Intel for a job because they know they are not getting their payout since the deal is dead.
"They’re taking dancing lessons together." Voting this to be the most hilarious post so far - a good change from all the speculations. I can use some humor for sure amidst the uncertainty.
May I add that MD is choreographing this dance - counting his anticipated $20B and performing his King Midas role.
Hiding under the turtles. 🐢
They've gone to the background and we've all tuned them out of our minds. All of us except you, maybe.
They’re taking dancing lessons together.
When they make an announcement on this deal, one way or the other, I wish the whole company ghosts them to show their displeasure.