These stupid sales buzz words and terms drive me crazy. Hopefully the team that comes up with all this cr-p is the first team to go after the deal closes.
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"As we wait to learn more about the timing of the Broadcom transaction close, we will continue to focus on what we do best: serving and supporting our customers, partners, and each other. "
I can tell you that the partners that I deal with have gone missing.
WTF is "navigating the fluidity"?
Being told it's raining while Michael Dell pi---s all over us
WTF is "navigating the fluidity"?
In defense of our Sales teams, the biggest challenge to selling in this company are the internal challenges. For example, how the fu-k did SFDC approach unusable when converted to our internal template Vmstar? And who in the BU thinks it’s wise to constantly tinker with offerings that now cost 2-3x? On this last one, I believe the BUs felt they would endear themselves to HT’s approach to doing business. Now. Can this deal just close please?
I'm not sure you can find a more delusional sales force in the industry.
It’s a fictitious season where management still believes people give a sh-t. My rebuttal to this toothless call to action is inaction
Momentum season is the expectation that once the accquisition hump is passed, all the momemtum of being incompetent will pay off.
What do you mean? It's the main thing. Now, get focused.
That team would be our illustrious and infinitely wise leadership team, who has allowed Hock to destroy a company he doesn’t even own yet.
If you were on the inside, you would know.
It doesn't matter for anyone on the outside.