Anybody know the details if a severance package was offered and what the details of that were?
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Severance package is amazing....much lower blood pressure, a lot of smiling, 24x7 detoxing, free parking, 0 days a week in the office, never have to work for these clueless and greedy execs, as many anonymous surveys u want to do,no more fake hellos and goodbyes, better technology at home, courage to actually care again, productive days, no dated security key kiosks, a stand up desk I paid for, clean windows, no safety briefings, low stress, lose weight, no more Commodore 64 conference rooms and much better monitors and swivel chairs at home. it's not the lousy severance they offered, it's the free ticket to happiness ....it's certainly better than still having a seat at the table while execs make tons of money while u all do more with less. Did we forget anything?
The severance doesn't vary based on years of service?
2 months of pay. That is it.
A weeks pay for every year. 30x3000 as an example. I’d mark up for that little.
Management employees who had their job abolished and offered severance will receive the terms in the mail.
5 days pay and you're escorted off property
Offer you a job that you have no knowledge about or use your retirement to pay you a bonus severance payout.
Or just go back to the craft and hope that you treated your gang well
I think they deduct your last paycheck for that calendar if you get furloughed
A 2024 calendar
A free pack of water, 5 crew packs, new safety vest, and a "We are One" sticker.
One week of pay, then you’re gone.