I am genuinely concerned they won’t get an offer
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they are being deported.
No swag, special expenses etc. the pond will be drained and replaced with plants. Turtles will be shown the nearest pond.
Stop feeding them. Let them cannibalize each other. A survivor will prevail. We will name him Hock.
They can start a dancing troupe!
I think the turtles are getting fired... Literally - turtle soup anyone?