Thread regarding VMware layoffs

What if you no hear something ever

What if you no hear something after close? No FTE offer, no transition, no layoff email? Will still you be paid and expect to work?

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If no severance letter is opened in the woods and no one is around to read it, you are laid off

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Post ID: @2luv+1pjeSQWX

Until someone actually tells you to do something different, carry on as you were.

Login, work, get paid.

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Post ID: @1cuc+1pjeSQWX

You get to keep your red stapler.

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Post ID: @1byh+1pjeSQWX

As long as the deal is delayed everything continues as-is. Work (or coast?) and get paid.

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Post ID: @1mik+1pjeSQWX

Don't worry, they will tell you if you are canned.

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Post ID: @1jxi+1pjeSQWX

I have been to the office space yes. But I no know when badge will stop working

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Post ID: @1ldh+1pjeSQWX

Yes. I have a certain sympatico with Milton. I understand him now

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Post ID: @taq+1pjeSQWX

Haven't you watched Office Space? Milton is your hero.

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Post ID: @asr+1pjeSQWX

I’ve run through this scenario. I plan to find an old black and white TV at a garage sale, a stash of Cheetos, and hide in the rafters for 20 years. I come out when time to retire

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