Wouldn’t it be awesome if nobody turned up for the meeting? The only thing they are going to announce is the C’s departures. It will be recorded so we can go back and watch it anyway. Anything of importance will be sent by a follow up email.
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Looks like Raghu decided to boycot the all hands too. What a shitshow
The boycott worked! Good job!
I’ll do what I’ve been doing for the last week or so, nothing. I think I’ll watch Old Dads.
"Let's focus on the our main thing to provide the world class service to our customers in their multicloud journey as we have been delivering for years"
Let’s hope they leave the dogs off the call.
It‘s a recorded meeting, so no one will notice your absence. However, with the deal still not being closed, maybe they will cancel the whole thing?!
Tomorrow’s all hands is virtual. No meeting onsite. Boycotting has no impact.
"Let's boycott Big Gas by not buying gasoline on Monday!"
No one is looking at the attendance numbers. But, if it makes you feel like you accomplished something, go for it.
Do you want to hold your breath as well until they donate their CIC millions to a good cause?
Welcome to the real world where a very few get paid hundreds of times more than the average employee - because all they care about is the stock price and their incentives. The incentives do not align with any decency or moral code. Just increase the stock price , F your employees, drown the turtles, and shove your mom from the train.
Ask for a comment on income inequality in the c-suite.
I have watched VMware staff get invited to seemingly innocent all staff meetings only to be told as a group that all invited staff have been terminated.
I’ve never attended an all hands.
They are both leaving with $multi-million parachutes for the "exceptional" leadership. What a joke.
I will happily boycott as will be busy looking for a better job than my past years at VMware, or the misery that will follow.
I think everyone should turn up in full Halloween costume with angry faces and send an email to him and Betsy on every point he makes in the meeting since chat will be closed. Also ask him about his 50m for selling us down the swanny.
Tell Magoo to shut up and go away. He can take Betsy with him.