Thread regarding CVS layoffs

Project Purdy is a go

No division realignment. The plan is to staff one person in each store to cover FS and RX. Copious use of amphetamines and fraudulent pharmacist certificates will be used to make this work.

We will also fire all software engineers in Burlington. If we get caught, we will call those engineers disgruntled and blame them for it.

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Seems legit.

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Oh so that's why there's a shortage on all the amphetamines! They need it for their super pharmacy staff of one 😂😂😂

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