Come to office before your manager and sit in front of him.
Get into morning set of meetings in zoom and conference rooms .
Get into coffee in mid of meetings
Keep a iphone or music and watch youtube or facebook during meetings
Walk around the floor
Go for lunch
Chit chat for 2 hours
Walk around the floor
Coffee
Zoom meeting
PPT - 1 or 2 slide
Return Home
Get paid 300+.
Hire a set of consultants.
Let them go after 6 months
Hire another consultant
Let him go after 3 months
Hire a Business analysts who don't know what Business is
Let him go
Promote some people to same level as you, ask for higher promotion
Talk with offshore people. Dump all the work to offshore
Promote VP's to SVP's in offshore.
What ever word said by offshore is correct.
Thats the work done