Thread regarding VMware layoffs

What can you tell me about headquarters, office locations, and remote work?

Full transcript of HT's answer during Coffee Talk (may get deleted soon):

"Work from home doesn't exist at Broadcom. I know, silence. No, it doesn't. We want you to come to offices. Now, having said all that, we don't have offices everywhere, and in technology, I do agree one thing, as I figured out now very often (we) have to go where the smart people are. It's not enough to say we're going to build a big factory or a big center outer Siberia and expect to be able to do anything, no.

So we do go where smart people are, but having said that, we have plenty of offices and we welcome people to come in. And I'll be direct, in Broadcom, if you live within 50 miles of an office, you get your butt in here, seriously. But if you're outside and you want to work remotely, you better have some criteria. One is that you're customer-facing. You go to market, you're sales, sure. Sales, why are you in the office? You should be out at the customer's; then you can be remote, I don't care.

Secondly, any other exception, you better learn how to walk on water if you want to work remotely. I'm serious. That's the only criteria you can be remote and work within 50 miles of an office. Otherwise, we gave you an office to come to work, and the key part about it is collaboration. It's also culture.

You work all over with remote, you lose the culture. And I just went through with you, I like to believe unity, pride in what Broadcom has achieved over the past many years, and it's something we like to continue. And collaboration is important and the key part of sustaining a culture with your peers, with your colleagues is important. So we ask for that unless there are extenuating circumstances as I mentioned: whether you're customer-facing that makes your difference, or very exceptionally - it may happen but typically it doesn't. All right?"

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@wol+1pSAnagEm

Nah we had some pretty entitled people at VMware. It's like that everywhere with some folks feeling entitled but VMW was always bi--hing about something.

"it's to much rain in CA can we stay home!" while it's flooding in India on an all hands.

"it's not fair we don't get the Amex points for our travel from the company Amex card" the second they rolled out the Amex cards vs citi which also didn't give you points.

"oh I don't have to worry as long as it's not over 2500 for the two of us my boss doesn't care how much we spend on dinner" a sales guy I worked with when we went out for an internal dinner.

"what about the holiday party?!?! Or the Halloween bash?!?! When is that coming back!" all hands call when we shut down the offices due to covid.

"it's not fair we don't give cubes out anymore and do artwork!" when we switched over to the art for the service learnings.

I could go on and on in my 7 years being here.

That being said remote work isn't an entitlement it's common sense and it's BS Hock doesn't like it.

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Post ID: @wrg+1pSAnagE

Ok, let's put aside Broadcom's issues for a second to correct something. VMware was probably the most entitled company in silicon valley with a terminally entitled workforce. Does it deserve the Broadcom treatment? Perhaps not. But if it was not overly entitled we would not be seeing these reactions. Psychologically going from profoundly pampered to being treated about the same as a cashier at a 7-11 is not easy!

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Post ID: @fnr+1pSAnagE

Me on my way to take the biggest she/it in the VMware gender neutral bathroom when we get back to office. (I don't discriminate).

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Post ID: @hca+1pSAnagE

The very reason Hulk Tan bought VMW is the rotten culture. He saw an otherwise great company bogged down by a giant GSA support apparatus that was leeching resources from engineering, because WHY NOT. All corporations suffer from this: they become big, administration creates more administration. HR, Finance, Diversity, Legal, Sales does not create incremental value linearly with new hires. It just wants attention, creates loops centered around itself. Same goes for IT. You will hate it when your IT tickets take 3 days to be resolved but will find it liberating when your team builds their own build infrastructure.

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Post ID: @law+1pSAnagE

Why are all the Broadcom people so angry all the time? It's very worrying to think we'd be sharing an office space with people who seem to operate under a hair trigger for such extreme rage. How often are there HR related incidents in Broadcom?

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Post ID: @mcl+1pSAnagE

😂🤣

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Post ID: @yhj+1pSAnagE

Employee: “I’d like to be able work from home 2 to 3 times a week”

Troll: You entitled mother fûcker. Do
You want me to wipe your áss as well? What is this a spa?

Employee: The tech office world has changed post COVID. Not everyone has seemed to digest this cultural shift, certainly not Mr. Tan.

Troll: Culture my àss. Hulk smash!

Gets a bit old doesn’t it?

Doesn’t this get a bit old?

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Post ID: @isu+1pSAnagE

To the a--hole who comments that VMW’s entitlement culture, I pity your tiny little brain who hasn’t lived or even breathed what better company culture is like. We didn’t feel entitled at VMware, we were well supported and respected thus are happy and grateful for working at VMWare. Grow up and expand your horizon to be able to differentiate corporate culture on what’s sh-t and what’s better

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Post ID: @wol+1pSAnagE

To summarize

"In my dominion of Broadcom, remote work is scarcely granted, only to those who venture forth among clients or under circumstances of utmost rarity - for we thrive on the formidable synergy found within our walls, not the solitary shadows of distant toil."

Thanks chatgpt

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