Thread regarding VMware layoffs

Broadcom is buying the holidays

I’m hearing that, due to low margins and redundant operatinal costs, Broadcom will be buying Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years Eve and consolidating them into one generic holiday to improve efficiency.

Trick Or Treaters will be expected to also sing Christmas Caroles and at midnight there will be a full turkey dinner feast under the mistletoe.

Happy Holiday everybody

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Lol, I meant to blow my top off at op, but after reading the comments from others, they did a good job, so I laughed it out instead.

@op just in case if you don’t understand tag me will explain it to you in detail.

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Post ID: @1wvn+1pKD13OD

What the he-l did I just read? Please stop.

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Post ID: @1zzb+1pKD13OD

Downvoting to discourage future dismal attempts at humor.

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Post ID: @xdj+1pKD13OD

Lodu BC. Wasting everyone’s time. Teri maa ka bh**da

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