Hey it’s Chris - returned from my yacht trip. About to chow down on some turkey. Hope you all are a lot so you have enough body fat to last you through the cold dark winter I caused. By the way, Venkat is TOTALLY invited to my thanksgiving this year. We’re counting our salaries together in cash and rolling around in it.
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just tagging this as #satire
It’s Chris again. Gotta just remind you folks it’s against TU policy to use our equipment for personal use. Noooo Black Friday or cyber Monday deals for you on our dime! HR Susie is particularly concerned with the increase in non-TU Google searches asking about “shelter”, “food”, “beef jerky by the pound”, “Obamacare” and “is living in a van by the river sustainable?” I mean, it’s Thanksgiving guys, let’s just unplug for a day! On our voyage yesterday we also updated our vision to appropriately align our values after our public layoff and firings announcement. In the coming weeks we’ll wow you guys with Chriskat’s Guiding Principles, How to Watch Helplessly while we destroy an American company and lives. I’ll post more in Chriskat’s Corner on the hub soon!