Thread regarding VMware layoffs

Bye bye Magoo

And right on queue comes the Magoo farewell email. Expect more SLT goodbye letters in short order.

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When Magoo goes to deposit his $50M check he will accidentally hand it to a librarian as he confused the library with a bank. He will be given several pamphlets in exchange and then go around town trying to buy new glasses with them.

That is why he is Magoo.

Magoo, you’ve done it again!

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Post ID: @1wbo+1pIKEtqc

Why do you misspell his name though? to go out of your way to display your disrespect?
do you have self respect?

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Post ID: @1nbz+1pIKEtqc
Introductionary email to VMware employees that have months of "soooooon". (This email shows exactly what company/leadership you will be working for!!!!)

Cold, uninformative really and TBH shows that this one of those brutal/greedy acquistions.

We did it....Hock!

I'm sending basic emails after closing an acquistion of this magnitude to show you who runs this operation.......NO FRILLS.... Hock!

Closing your lines of Community/COMUNICATION and free speech...Hock!!!

Happy Thanks Giving.....Hock!!!!

WELCOME TO MY WORLD!!!!!!

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Post ID: @fld+1pIKEtqc
I'm looking forward to no more whinging posts

Yea that's not gonna happen :)

Queue 100s of whinging posts about Hock.
  1. Introductionary email to VMware employees that have months of "soooooon". (This email shows exactly what company/leadership you will be working for!!!!) ADIOS AMIGOS!!!!!
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Post ID: @yfs+1pIKEtqc

His email was a lot of nothing. I feel that his last paragraph again demonstrated how he is out of touch with the employees. He is able to "rejuvenate" because of his financial windfall, which is enough for many families to retire on. The unintended juxtaposition compared to the other employees, whose families will be negatively affected, comes from a position of privilege.

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Post ID: @ixb+1pIKEtqc
I'm looking forward to no more whinging posts

Yea that's not gonna happen :)

Queue 100s of whinging posts about Hock.

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Post ID: @cab+1pIKEtqc

Raghu played his custodian CEO role like every other member of the VMW leadership team. To this day, I still don't understand why they just couldn't at least attempt to fix some of the internal infrastructure issues and broken business processes.

Why customers choose to do business with us is a mystery. We make it painfully difficult

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Post ID: @hgr+1pIKEtqc

I'm looking forward to no more whinging posts about a generic CEO who had no influence on your work.

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Post ID: @ymw+1pIKEtqc

Good riddance. He is a scab.

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