This is what the actual announcement should be:
"Unfortunately, as part of this stage of transformation, I am saddened to say we need to make changes that will affect the leadership. I as your leader, take full responsibility to put TU stocks, its shareholders, and employees to a position that is similar to Titanic. I am fully responsible for not listening to the smart employees and waste tremendous amount of money being spent to take TU to cloud even knowingly that this will cost more and destined to failure. As I said before I am saddened to announce that I, myself, and three level down of my direct reports will be leaving this company without any compensation. I truly believe that this will put TU in the right direction and dig itself out of the hole that we put were responsible for putting it in. Furthermore, all of the millions of dollars saved from our salaries will be equally distributed to all employees who put their blood and soul in this company and are truly responsible for the success."
Thanks
Sincerely,
Chris Cartright
Heartless Spineless