In this episode of ridiculous questions that our leaders continue to entertain (but shouldn’t), I give you the top 3 ridiculous weekend questions for early October:
- Yet another p2 complaining about not getting promoted to a senior role even with 7 years experience. Them somehow camping out in a role meant for recent college grads is clearly someone else’s problem and not them just being a bad engineer. Their inability to differentiate between time in profession and actual skills is also totally not a red flag. They could be a senior engineer anywhere else, but not here, so the best move is to wait it out for another few years (great critical thinking skills!)
- Some privileged employee who apparently doesn’t like Starbucks coffee and wants an alternative in the new north building. Of course that’s where the question ends, as providing what’s wrong with Starbucks or perhaps a better alternative is something that we should leave our C-level executives to guess! Fun!
- Some clueless employee who thinks not notifying your manager about an internal job they’re pursuing is a great career move. In this alternate reality, the prospective hiring manager never reaches out to their current manager about their job performance and is always pleasantly surprised when to find out they had zero business sense to notify their current leader.