Will this be another BS meeting with everyone back slapping each other for a cr-p job well done.
Or , will we actually get some genuine information..
My bets on BS overload
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BS all the way, I’ve never attended another company meeting after Magoo said, “we are hearing those rumors too!”
I hope they play some House music
At least we don’t hear Multicloud only. Now AI buzzword is arrived and will be hopefully used in every second statement ;)
There is nothing to tell until the deal closes. Only then will anyone tell us anything. Until then, it’s business as usual.
I'm with Raghu and Betsy. Sold more VMW shares today at $168 - woot!
Don't worry, there will still be plenty of DEI virtue signaling like usual.
Raghu and Betsy are planning to share their vacation photos. They may also provide an update on their most recent windfall of VMW stock sale proceeds. Sta$h that cash!
My wild guess, someone is on autopilot and scheduled it without thinking about it. I bet it gets canceled
Probably no good info but no layoff at that meeting. I have an org wide meeting the next week so..
I hope even this leadership won't be inept enough to do a feel good meeting without any substance at this point of the process.