The new rumor of Exxon buying Pioneer is here.
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This did not age well.
Hopefully people from the University of Oklahoma are the first to go. Big if true, rigged if not.
You clearly never visited the mother ship and it shows.
Wth is these “Poke Bowl” references?
Official announcement Sunday evening/Monday morning.
Sh**ters full!
If you have to ask what the email said, you are who they are talking about!!
No poke bowls, but I heard from a friend over there that they now serve a mean curry chicken and rice.
So what was all that talk of people being the best asset about? I thought #pxdcares?
@fwt+1oXqoD4N what did the email say?
Is Permian Resources hiring en masse? I only work for Pioneer men.
Layoffs and a flat org structure weren’t done for fun. This has always been the goal.
Anyone close to the folks on the 10th floor able to give any credit to the rumor? This morning's email pretty much says it all though.
As long as Exxon move back to LCO and expand into 4th floor I can live with this.
@rhy+1oXqoD4N man you totally forgot the whip cracking and judgement of those who took lunch breaks and didn't work after hours haven't you? It's been a toxic mess since Tim dove.
My recommendation is when you get the 12 month package, don’t get comfortable. Go find a new job right away. Recession is coming and the sooner you find something, the better. Wish everyone the very best. Try not to be bitter. Pioneer has been a wonder place to work but good times don’t always last forever.
It’s justified to now be viewing The Layoff site!
Buy buy variable dividend.
There is no way in he-l the board lets this go though for a measly $60B or around $257 a share. NO WAY IN HE-L. Joey will jump off a bridge in Midland before going back to working the mail room for that kind of paltry payout.
Not happening
Well all the administrative folks in land, DO, & Accounting in midland better like the idea of Spring,TX or dust off the ole resume.
If you are Director probably sh-----g bricks right now.
The rumor is true lots of people are going to get nice 12 month packages
This is the big one
I stayed late at pioneer and I just got PIP'd at my hot desk, rumors are true
News outlets already backtracking, not convinced yet
and you guys thought project fusion su-ked lol
The WSJ article refreshed 30 minutes ago and they “softened” the claim.
No Million in 10 now
Not a rumor anymore
https://www.wsj.com/business/deals/exxon-mobil-closing-in-on-megadeal-with-shale-driller-pioneer-31b4092e
Should have taken the 2020 package. This one is going to be a jar of lube and the jelly of the month club
Here we go again….. 😳
Hahaha ask your friends at XTO just take any buyout and GTFO of that mess that's coming. That organization puts the fun in disfunctional
I feel horrible for the folks who left the toxic Exxon to work for Pioneer.
supervisors and managers are shaking in their luchesse boots right now
At least I got one last poke bowl
Beer Donkey returning for the going away tent party?
The pump and dump grifters are getting more brazen