Thread regarding 2U Inc. layoffs

True To Say "You're As Valuable As Your Stock Is"?

$2.22

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Post ID: @OP+1oWobisa

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Imagine how well it will be doing at 99 cents...

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Post ID: @1zbs+1oWobisa

This is what the Chip said to us at the all company call today. Blah blah blah blah blah. Oh wait he did say “The company is doing better today at $2 than when it was at $90” Really?

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Post ID: @1cmv+1oWobisa

Sorry dogs in my lap - my post meant to say you are no more a fool than the rest of us.

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Post ID: @1tox+1oWobisa

A lot of believed. I kind of feel like I was in a cult and didn’t realize it - which makes better understand how those things can even happen. Anyway, you are no more than the rest of us or the people who invested millions. <3

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Post ID: @1acw+1oWobisa

I am an employee that believed in this company 100% I bought into the employee stock option that gave employees 10% off the lowest price at the start and end date of the 6 month period. I invested my retirement money into 2U stock and today I stand with a loss of $40,000. I feel like a fool.

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Post ID: @1oyd+1oWobisa

Appears Baylor says "Platform Company?!, we no likey!"

Imagine the poor minion whose job it is to report back to CP with the general substance of these daily posts ( cause he may not be able to handle the real, with the delicate ego and such). Imagine how much scrubbing would need to go into what would need to be said. Remove a choice word here, an entire sentence there...and never ever include the subject title if the post.

Make sure he walks away self confirming that the company has Never been better....there's never been a better - more successful company than 2u....there's never been a better, smarter, more competent pres - er CEO... lol

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Post ID: @izo+1oWobisa

Well, that depends heavily on how many fake Glassdoor reviews recruiting posts to mitigate the damages. ;)

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Post ID: @pki+1oWobisa
  1. 22 today! Watch that ticker skyrocket when we are full stream ahead as a platform company.

We’re the Apple of Ed Tech!

We’re bulletproof like Trump!

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Post ID: @xwg+1oWobisa

I wonder what will hit rock bottom first - the stock or the Glassdoor review average. It just continues to go down. Sad.

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Post ID: @frj+1oWobisa

Let's see if complaints start piling up about edX regarding false claims, high-interest loans, and lack of support. 2U's receivables have been increasing, which probably means consumers are getting these elite certificates with installments or private loans at who knows what interest rate. And the job market may not be there now for everyone who gets an expensive (elite brand name) bootcamp certificate. This assets look good on paper for awhile, but then more savvy investors see through it. Sounds like University of Phoenix (with their false claims about their network) and possibly like ITT Tech (with their loan programs).

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Post ID: @hhr+1oWobisa

It would appear that 2u knows little about the stock market, too. Didn't they go public @ just 7ish years ago. Stock was soaring at one point. Then, not so much. Now.....
Maybe that was the goal all along!? A quick in and then dash on out the back door?

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Post ID: @vbl+1oWobisa

Christopher "Chip Paucek" wiping his crocodile tears away with stacks of money earned on the back of hundreds of millions in federal student loan debt

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Post ID: @cjm+1oWobisa

I know absolutely nothing about the stock market.

whats the best strategy to prrofit off their downfall? i could probably place some puts down for below $2 in a few months

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