Though I am remote, I would be happiest for the Palo Alto folks if they make it a grand success that will never be forgotten. This is not the end of life
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Let’s hand Betsy a giant oversized $30 million dollar check at the party and ask her about her thoughts on income inequality.
whose bringing the lsd? if we get lucky while on cloud9 we might end up creating some brand new product never before seen, and we make our own company and voila, we get rich af
Let’s celebrate to an unknown future of our health insurance!
can we put the c-suite in public stocks and throw fruit at them?
For everyone who isn’t in Palo Alto, you get a dollar to buy a lollipop and su-k on it.
Yes, let’s celebrate the demise of the company. Maybe we can put pictures of all the employees on the floor and dance on their faces in celebration of the massive layoffs and firing squad that our leaders have put us in front of. Leaders who get paid tens of millions of dollars for their incompetence isn’t anything to celebrate.
Fly all global employees in to HQ for the big all hands and party - come on we have the money
would've been nice if VMW flew all US employees to HQ for the last hurrah!
I am remote. But I'm spending money out of my own pocket to go to Palo Alto for the company meeting. (Thank god for flight miles ha ha ha). I want to be able to say that I was there for the last meeting. I think it's going to be amazing and I'm so excited! It actually means a lot to me to be able to be there. I want to be with my peers and co workers when the sun sets on this chapter of VMware and a new one begins post acquisition.
It will never be forgotten alright
Any idea if this celebration will be in Austin as well or any other campuses?