Thread regarding Qualcomm Inc. layoffs

Q: How many Qualcomm engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: No one knows. The status collector who was supposed to deliver this piece of information hasn't sent his update email yet

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Post ID: @OP+1oFWlN7k

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OP status collectors are very prompt at sending status ... That is the first thing they do before the switch to their side gigs.

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Post ID: @ovy+1oFWlN7k

CA to sell AI
JT to do nothing
VP -> Sr Dir -> Dir -> mgr to collect status
Sr staff to find out which light bulb needs changing
Staff eng to do the change while training sr eng and eng.

The number is at least 10

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Post ID: @imh+1oFWlN7k

Everyone knows thats the temps job. But the engineer responsible for training the temp gave him a tube-light and then claimed the temp does not have the necessary skills to do his job. Sr Dir had to come to the lab, show the engineer what a bulb he is and then update the status. If you were keeping count, thats two bulbs and one engineer and a temp.

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