Get a Q3 bonus? I'll take it.
Bald guy in a mask. Id--t.
Very low energy audience.
Lighting guy should be fired. No gel, direct spot on Betsy's leg. Or is that an open window? Whoever didn't close the window should be fired then.
We have 37,000 employees now, and had 40,200 last year at this time. So we've lost 3000 people in a year (due to broadcom?)
Pre-taped stuff is so f'ing lame.
Sigh. Steve Jobs has ruined generations of CEOs. I don't require a tuxedo, but the whole "executive in jeans" look is embarrassing. Although at least the clothes fit. Looking at you, Magoo!
Sumit is not great off the cuff, but with a script he is just fine.
Raghu: "[Lowes] wants to be the helpful hardware place." No, Magoo, that was Ace Hardware.
I'm no fan of Magoo, but I have to give him credit. When he talks about dev stuff, he actually knows what he is talking about and can do so intelligently. He would never have been a CEO in an ongoing company.
Is anyone else seeing the nonstop emoji scroll on the right side of the screen?
Kit is useless. Button your shirt little boy.
That Las Vegas guy's voice was edited in post. Sounds like he is in a booth. They cleaned it up in post, but missed a few words.
They fixed the lighting issue. Still unforgivable though.
Fazzone seems competent.
Broadcom update:
Still no word from China.
"IT and OPs people" working hard. Guess those are the teams most affected.
Betsy:
This is Broadcom's decisions, Broadcom's timeline, Broadcom's choices.
Key people decisions will be in mid October.
Four category of employees. No decision, full offer, transition, severance.
Broadcom is very different from VMware. It's going to be a different experience.
No info on policies or benefits from BC.
They've currated the top questions. Can't be too honest or open here, right?
Q&A:
BC will honor the VMware severance package.
Managers will not be notified of which of their employees will be let go.
Q3 bonus will be paid before deal close.
No update on the following:
Duration of transfer period
Can employee decline BC offer but still get severance
Work from home
Healthcare/benefits
Employee questions:
"No question, I just want to say thank you." Fire this person immediately.
"I constantly get amazed at VMware's culture." Fire this person immediately.
DEI may not be "quiet the same with Broadcom".
US Severance policy: Betsy will send out the link for the US Severance policy.
That's it. Not the worst meeting I've seen.