Free soda does no good to anyone in the long run anyway
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2 million / 4 employees = 500k/person, did you mean 4 senior directors?
I would further suggest to shut down company’s restroom, no p-e nor p-o, we can save tons of water and toilet papers, it will help to save some positions. Also I want to propose disable air conditioner, people can work na--d if you want. Anyone come to campus to charge EVs, they will be fired.
Love the post that tries to calculate head count in soda costs, and puts an average salary at 500k. If that's what San Diego is paying, I don't think the problem is soda.
Whatever Qualcomm is using for coffee nowadays, look up its retail cost.
Where I am now at, the Nespresso pods are five times the cost of a can of soda and we pay it willingly.
To really save money, let's mandate bring-your-own-toilet-paper. Would save thousands of dollars a year. Oh wait, that's not where the bleeding is.
Who seriously cares? Compared to tanking sales, soda is a tiny statistical rounding error.
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I agree, better provide internet and cellphone allowances to everyone rather offering soda to all.
Okay boomer
Let's assume 15000 employees drink 2 cans a day for 200 days.
That's approx 2 million, or like 4 full time employees in cost. And now you've made the other 14996 employees in SD be miserable.
Congrats. You are fit for top management. Anything else to cut? Maybe we can get employees to get their own staples?
If you get laid off, take a box and FILL it with all their sodas. Clean them out! lol
I remember an ex-colleague who used to only drink that c--p while claiming that he found water to be 'too boring'
bubly water helps with digestion.
Mountain Dew goes well with the Ling Ling's potstickers advertized on this website.