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15% of employees who confidently believed in their management will be laid off.
85% who knew to kiss up to management will be spared. There is a 1..5 rating system for this:
1- Never kisses @$$
2 - Sometimes kisses @$$
3 - Consistently kisses @$$
4 - Exceedingly kisses @$$
5 - OMG, won't leave my @$$ alone, lets keep and promote him so he stops!
Will Bay area be part of this 15%?
@1zhx sad but true. Managers think they have great ideas and just need robot-people to execute. The truth is, they don't have great ideas. Their ideas are garbage. Garbage in , garbage out.
15% of employees in SD will be deleted and replaced by an increase of 37% in terms of India and H1B, resulting in a 22% reduction in innovation and productivity. Subtraction by addition.
Oooooo!
Is Bay Area pay 15% higher than SD?
15% - Merit based promotion
85% - Cronyism based promotion
15% stock appreciation ahead
15% is a pretty healthy bonus.
Is 15% going to be the new federal interest rate level?