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Hey gang. I just saw that TK is now at 9% approval on Glassdoor - https://www.glassdoor.com/Overview/Working-at-Cloud-Software-Group-EI_IE7943488.11,31.htm

We can do better than that, can't we? I mean it should at least be below 5%! Let's all do our part ok? To inspire you, here's a little ditty from a great (but canceled) guy - it's amazing how accurate the lyrics are!

You're a mean one, Mr. Krause,
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Krause,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Krause,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Krause,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Krause,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Krause,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a vile one, Mr. Krause,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Krause,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!

You're a rotter, Mr. Krause,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Krause,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled-up knots!

You nauseate me, Mr. Krause,
With a nauseous super "naus"!
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Krause,
You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

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@4ymu+1nHqIAKb I just submitted my review. Let’s get TK’s approval rating to 7%! 👍👍👍👍👍

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Post ID: @5hkq+1nHqIAKb

It is 8% now. Thank you all for your hard work.

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Post ID: @4ymu+1nHqIAKb

@1bvs+1nHqIAKb I don’t think that HR is writing any reviews for two reasons:

  1. They don’t work, why would they take the time then to write a review?
  2. They don’t have the intellectual capacity to write anything let alone a review.

I can, however envision TK with four boxes of Krispy Kreme’s in his office writing 5 star reviews of himself…

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Post ID: @3qyo+1nHqIAKb

I pity the HR people that have to go on and post 5 star reviews. Is the mental anguish diminished by copy and pasting ChatGPT text?

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Post ID: @1bvs+1nHqIAKb

Does this performance ensure Krause will qualify for the Guinness Book of Records?

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Post ID: @rdb+1nHqIAKb

Im on my way to Glassdoor to provide feedback. Let’s get that approval rating lower! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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