Thread regarding Teradata Corp. layoffs

How to stick around at Teradata?

  • Attend all DEI trainings.
  • Be an active member of all the DEI groups.
  • Dye your hair rainbow-colored.
  • Hang out with ELT members in corporate events.
  • Dance like nobody's watching whenever they play any song at any company event that you're attending in person.
  • Share all "Possible" updates on LinkedIn.
  • Invest all your hard earning savings on Teradata ESPP.
  • Every year on your work anniversary, write a lengthy LinkedIn post thanking the ELT for this tremendous company culture and mark each one of them.

What did I miss?

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Post ID: @OP+1n06i5N7

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Great tips to soothe the anxiety in these trying times.

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Post ID: @17aog+1n06i5N7

If at all possible try not to be a straight white male.

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Post ID: @4eii+1n06i5N7

What did you miss?
COMPLY or else

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Post ID: @2zns+1n06i5N7

Hahah thanks for the laugh!

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