Hey! There is this new thing that can help us because we know our own IT org can’t handle it, but let’s use the code of conduct as a thinly veiled threat so we have to continue to rely on subpar technology and those that gatekeep it.
Might start referring to our CTO as the Wizard of Oz because he is all Smoke and Mirrors. Maybe he can go on another podcast and talk about how great we are while all of us languish in the data swamp.
Worried about security? Honey, you don’t have to lock up your baby, it’s only gotten uglier, and no one is looking to take it.