Some I've heard already:
3M is going through a "historic transformation", sadly I regret to inform you that it doesn't include your position (told to LVS/MTE)
TRUST ME, we've worked closely together for years but this isn't personal. But someone had to go to meet the quotas. (3M center folks)
You've been a great employee for us (and then silence after the bad news). (small production sites)
When Mike said "we" needed to reduce rooftop space, that meant reduce people under the roofs (told to a WFH person)
I know you are shocked, but if you had the same information I had, you'd make the same "difficult" decision that I did (more than one time this one was used)
As "difficult" as this decision is to me personally (yeah, right!), people shouldn't be surprised since we are even putting Wonewok up for sale!
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Tireman, drink up Scotch #6!