Convention center booked, parking paid and lunch covered. What should we be expecting TK to announce come 4/11?
QT performance? More RTO threats? Still can't wrap my head around why a convention center instead of remote.
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Superspreader event.
I expect to live through an episode of “The Consultant”
I’m calling it now: he will stand up, wobble back and forth while singing the Barney the Dinosaur song. Lunch will consist of HALF a Velveeta cheese sandwich, 2 small pickles a single Oreo cookie and if you want water go to a water fountain, CSG ain’t paying for that sh#t. He will BORE EVERYONE TO TEARS with yet more stories of playing high school baseball, and will smile with delight as he discusses YOUR future (“Everyone will know in the next 30 days if you have a job or not!”) he will then cackle Ashe waddles out of the room and into his office where he can have intimate, private, one-on-one time with a spreadsheet and bottle of lubrication.
I’m calling it now. Watch.
The lights go dim and TK plays us his failed band’s (named TK and the Auditors) audition tape from 1993. Tortured by sound that can only be described as a vomitous attempt at capturing the “Je ne se quoi” of White Lion-meets-Nickelback but having ineptly missed the whole point and landing somewhere closer to the elevator version “Cannibal Corpse” attempting to play a song (like or unlike, this can be interpreted either way) “I’ve Got a Feeling” 12-tone style a la Arnold Schoenberg while tuned to not-quite A432 and as if the concept of notes, harmonic and/or melodic structure do not exist.
In short, like every other speech he has delivered. Devoid of reality.
Appalled at the poor tuning choice or because 12-tone Cannibal Corpse sounds lame, attendees attempt to flee only to find that the TK Stormtroopers have locked and barricaded all of the doors shut.
In the immortal words of Admiral Akhbar: “look out, it’s a trap.”
I expect to see a large projector displaying the financials and TK’s gonad strategy. Maybe a piece of cake and a bottle of water for the employees.
"he's done nothing wrong and he is a gentleman"
Spoken like a discarded side-trophy who still in denial. Get help.
I expect to see an obese man sweat like a pig under hot stage lights babbling complete nonsense while the sad lot in attendance averts their eyes from the horror.
Then everyone will do the walk of shame back to their car and will wonder how in the fück they got themselves into this situation.
Don’t go.
I think he will hire goons to break into our houses and ki-l out pets while we are in the convention center.
Stay home to save your loved ones!
Are you SURE TK is paying for lunch? That mountain of lard doesn’t do that without exacting a hefty charge in the back end…something is up. I’m not going anywhere near All Hands in person…
TK's a gentleman? You know the quote from Goodfellas?
"If you’re part of a crew, nobody ever tells you that they’re going to ki-l you. It doesn’t happen that way. There weren’t any arguments or curses like in the movies. See, your mu---rers come with smiles. They come as your friends, the people who’ve cared for you all of your life, and they always seem to come at a time when you’re at your weakest and most in need of their help."
It's on April 11th? I didn't know the exact date b/c I've been an ex-Shtrite for so long. Da---t, I'm flying that day and I'll miss being able to btch about it here!
Oh well, hope y'all enjoy the Krauster-f*ck.
Grow up, act like adults.
I’m rubber and you are glue…
"he's done nothing wrong and he is a gentleman"
is this sarcasm? I hope so. Krause is a creep who subscribes to the corporate credo that "people don't matter - only my compensation matters." Don't sit there and say he's made this a stronger company and that the customers are better served. That is a joke, and anyone who supports him is a pathetic bootlicker. You don't like it? Too bad. You're a bad person just like him.
There is NO WAY I'm attending. I'll stay home and wash my hair, catch up on my knitting, pickle some vegetables...pick lint out of my belly button...I have a hangnail on my left hand that needs some attention...oh, and watch paint dry on my accent wall...MAYBE after that I'll check in with the All Hands, but not if it interferes with my soap operas...
Look, I am disgusted by the hatred being thrown out here at TK, he's done nothing wrong and he is a gentleman. You all are a sad lot who just need to get back to work and quit complaining. Grow up, act like adults.
I expect to get hypnotized by his big fät stomach and man bóobs. Maybe he will go full Mu--olini and have a heart attack 🥹
As mentioned previously, the best thing to do is not to show up.
I agree - don’t attend. 👍👍
I expect a warm tuna sandwich and a stale bag of chips.
He'll announce that Vista is renting the convention center permanently, and that will be the new office. Everyone will sit in a chair with their laptops on their laps. Concession stands will be open selling pretzels and hot dogs for $10 each.
Don’t attend
It’s TK and his merry band of MO--NS, so expect FILTH.