No, ladies and gentlemen, I am not referring to the expected and oh-so-tired Cavalcade of Perversions (aka ELT), nope! Rumor online is that TK himself will show up in nothing but a thong and pasties over his ni-ples and will perform a burlesque tassel dance at the All Hands!
Drum roll, please! That hairy gut of his is about to shake like a bowl full of jelly! Tipping is required! The beatings will continue until morale improves!
Gross. The visuals of TK barely clothed and pole dancing in stiletto heels is literally making my stomach turn…. 🤢
Is HR aware? Do they care at this point?
Ewww. Are you implying that TK will be pole dancing?? Even more reason to skip the damn All Hands. I got lunch plans with friends anyway, All Hands is a hard pass for me.
He is going to hire David Copperfield and make all the employees disappear.
The best thing to do is not show up.
Simple. Effective.
Remove the oxygen from the room.
...any word on if he'll dust off those fishnet stockings and stiletto heels he has in his closet for the All Hands dance?
My eyes are seared at the image in my mind to this. I can't see anymore...and someone pass me a bucket to hurl in...
pasties over his ni-ples
Damn…. I was hoping to see his long ni-ple hair get braided live in stage.
"TK himself will show up in nothing but a thong and pasties over his ni-ples"
EW - I just threw up in my mouth!
LOL "The beatings will continue until morale improves!"